Avery gave me a hickey this weekend. It’s not just a little red mark. It’s a full-on, bright red, gigantic hickey. It’s worse than any hickey I ever saw on the skankiest hoochie in high school.
And now I have to walk around my stuffy, corporate office with a giant hickey on my neck. My 0.25-year-old daughter should not be so skilled at this. She’s grounded until she’s 20.
2 comments:
Wow..that's a serious hickey! When Brody was about 6 weeks old he gave himself a hickie on his arm and he would give my mom (his grandmother) a hickey on her arm, but NEVER on mommy's neck. Too cute!
This story is hysterical! I can't believe your little peanut did that to her mommy. It's so dark! I'm sure everyone at work was looking at you a little funny. :)
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