Well, Operation Mullet Begone was completed at 1100 hours this morning. It's a good thing I didn't try this one on my own, as it took three adults, a three-year-old, two iPhones, and three different chairs to subdue the target. But the mission was finally accomplished. Photographic evidence has been published as proof of the kill.
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| Here is the target with his (deceivingly) sweet baby curls this morning. |
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| Side view of the Bieber Mullet before... |
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| And here he is after the mission, with big boy haircut much more fitting for the terrorist that he is. (Also, oddly, significantly lighter.) |
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| Look! A collar! Good thing the salon wasn't crowded... we left a lot of collateral damage. And a large tip. |
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