Mommy's Little Streaker
First, I need to request a moment of silence before I cross the line into the nebulous region called Things Avery Will Never Forgive Me For. I'm serious; quiet, please. OK, now on with the show.
The other night around bedtime, when Avery was busy playing, I took her into her room to change her diaper and put her jammies on. She was not pleased about this interruption. After taking her clothes and her diaper off, I realized there were no more clean diapers on the changing table. So I put Naked Avery on the floor while I went across the room to the closet to get out more diapers. In that split second, she took off like a bat out of hell, out of her room, down the hall, and back out into the kitchen area where she was playing before. I went chasing after her, and found her standing at her little musical table, playing tunes and dancing. 
Now the jury is still out on this next part, whether it adds the ultimate humor to the story or chucks it over the edge into grossness. So I apologize in advance. While I'm crouched there trying to snap pictures that are not too pornographic for her rehearsal dinner slideshow someday, a turd started to emerge from that cute little butt. GAAAHHH! I'm happy to report that I did not catch said turd on camera. That definitely would have been gross. I would also like to note that the floor has since been sanitized. And I have learned my lesson not to let Naked Avery out of my grasp, even for a second.
The other night around bedtime, when Avery was busy playing, I took her into her room to change her diaper and put her jammies on. She was not pleased about this interruption. After taking her clothes and her diaper off, I realized there were no more clean diapers on the changing table. So I put Naked Avery on the floor while I went across the room to the closet to get out more diapers. In that split second, she took off like a bat out of hell, out of her room, down the hall, and back out into the kitchen area where she was playing before. I went chasing after her, and found her standing at her little musical table, playing tunes and dancing. 
Now the jury is still out on this next part, whether it adds the ultimate humor to the story or chucks it over the edge into grossness. So I apologize in advance. While I'm crouched there trying to snap pictures that are not too pornographic for her rehearsal dinner slideshow someday, a turd started to emerge from that cute little butt. GAAAHHH! I'm happy to report that I did not catch said turd on camera. That definitely would have been gross. I would also like to note that the floor has since been sanitized. And I have learned my lesson not to let Naked Avery out of my grasp, even for a second.
2 comments:
I am laughing so hard I am speechless :-)
Grandpa says that Avery has added a new wrinkle to the Little Streaker tradition. You were caught naked a lot but you never left any "presents" on the floor.
We call this blogisode.... THE TURD COMETH!!!!
The Hoben family thinks this is the most hilarious blog yet. Thank you. Buh-bye.
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